I’ve never been asked a question in my life and I resent you for thinking otherwise.

Any question to which the answer is a resounding yes, i.e. Would you like me to make you some food? Would you like a million dollars, no strings attached? Would you like fries with that? Etcetera.

Which God? In what sense?

Most of them are courtesy of Jared Redactshton. I will get around to linking his socials sooner or later.